Christos

sous chef/ handy little booger

aka Christos Greecetos

Cypriot, not Greek, don’t get it twisted!  

Seth’s firstborn son

Somehow related to John Stamos

Avid speedo wearer.  Just kidding!  They don't make them small enough for him.

Fluent in 3 languages: greek, english, love

Big technology guy, but also an Android user

Rea's brother and the most lovable curmudgeon

RRG's most precious treasure, he possesses old world Greek magical abilities 

Imagine the dad from My Big Fat Greek Wedding, but a few years younger – always willing to tell you how something originated in Greece.